"When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'."
— Groucho Marx
Inspired By Hannibal Lechter I Present
Sorry, I am not interested in purchasing any sort of torture device for the purpose of trying to keep the old goat clean. It looks like he is wearing some sort of muzzle or meat grinder. Just not my thing.
omg, this is so funny/ridiculous. Do you know there is a template thing along these lines for (women's) eyebrows? But I don't think it's exactly for shaving around... Do you have a goatee? I'm a little curious as to why anyone would want something on their face named after a bovine. Wait, no, is it a ruminant? Or just a farm animal? I don't know...
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omg, this is so funny/ridiculous. Do you know there is a template thing along these lines for (women's) eyebrows? But I don't think it's exactly for shaving around...
Do you have a goatee? I'm a little curious as to why anyone would want something on their face named after a bovine. Wait, no, is it a ruminant? Or just a farm animal? I don't know...
Nope, no goatee now. Had a very full beard which became a goatee which became a clean shaven face.
This is right up there with a device I saw a few years ago that holds you pants open while you put them on.
Hey Bill,
That sounds kind of funny, or at least my image of it is.
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