Dear Shmata Queen

 Dear Shmata Queen,

You're favorite Taurus has declared it time to submit. Your lips are to report to mine immediately for a no-questions-asked conversation.

You need it, I need it, we need it.

It is time to stop screwing around and ride the lightning, let's go woman. I am waiting and have been for quite some time.

Time is up, let's get a move on while we still can. :)

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