Dear Shmata Queen

 Dear Shmata Queen,

You're favorite Taurus has declared it time to submit. Your lips are to report to mine immediately for a no-questions-asked conversation.

You need it, I need it, we need it.

It is time to stop screwing around and ride the lightning, let's go woman. I am waiting and have been for quite some time.

Time is up, let's get a move on while we still can. :)

That Was Surprising

 Got news last week that surprised me. Been wondering about it all for days now 'cuz I don't have the details and specifics. You cou...