Keywords- How You Got Here

Here is a recent list of keywords that you used to arrive here:

Heartless women
The ocean is a beach
Recording of Eicha
Sick parents
Shmata Queen
Please talk to me
I miss someone
an unlikely love story
what is the meaning of half blood prince
going commando
michael jackson is still dead
letter to my children
60th birthday gift ideas
the DH is an abomination
why do men hide emotions
I wish I could be Jack
how to really hurt someone
how to come up with a blog name
Chuck Cunningham Syndrome
LeBron James is overrated
Garden Gnome
Scooby Doo versus Snoopy
what do you do to have a baby
"a ship is safe" meaning
does true love ever die
static electricity is produced by dracula
the final goodbye blog

Keywords- How You Found Us

Here is a partial list of keywords that you used to find The Shack.

1. duggar family
2. random thoughts
3. What Makes a Community
4. tweeting meaning
5. besheret
6. the heart wants what the heart wants
7. stairway to heaven backwards
8. battlestar galatica
9. favorite song lyrics
10. the heart wants what it wants
11. ONE SIDED FRIENDSHIP
12. the road not taken meaning
13. how to come up with a blog name
14. meaning of Darth Vader in business world
15. passover lunch
16. texting killing grammar
17. costco kosher hot dog
18. religious voicemail greetings
19. how to write a professional blog
20. going commando
21. a loveless marriage
22. meaning of hooters
23. do men have emotions
24. songs that make you cry
25. everyone loves jack

Keyword Search- How You Got Here

As is our wont here is a partial list of keywords that you used to find your way here:

one day we will get married.
Johnny loves June
"behind the scenes of virtual jihad"
the heart wants what it wants quote
jews in space
man eater animal
meaning of diggity
how to come up with a blogger name
circumcise me
who says i love you first
how many veins does the butt have
Duggar family
How can I be an Octomom
Gaza war
how to become a blogger
do children do better in a loveless marriage or divorce
Live like you were dying lyrics meaning about dad
wkrp in cincinnati venus flytrap teaching about the atom
Dr. Seuss
what is expected of a good dad
What Makes a Community
james joyce the sordid details of his armies stuck under his very nostrils
pick up lines for girls to use on guys
world's greatest lover
how can i have two facebook accounts

Keywords

Lately the keywords have been cracking me up. Here is a snapshot of some of the word(s) that drove people here.

Shmata
writer's block
domestic discipline
Yo Silverman
marriage counseling
time wasters
besheret
love that lasts forever
food waste in America
Duggar family
what is it like when parent's get sick
first kiss
emergency divorce
music of the night
why do middle aged men go through depression
actors of the '80s
what actor/actress would play you in the movie of your life
I miss you
johnny left june
tears that do not come
loveless marriage
I hate coupons
Alfalfa's butt on fire
did mr. rogers know paul newman
are heroes born or made
ways to entertain yourself in class

Crossposted here.

How Stupid Is Sarah Palin

This post has next to nothing to do with Sarah Palin although I can guarantee that it is going to drive a ton of traffic here. Years ago I put up a post in which I mentioned naked pictures of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt. Not a week goes by in which visitors arrive having searched for those very things.

I do need to mention that I think that it is a mistake to try and disqualify Palin based upon her intelligence. I certainly question how much she has, but that is not the way to discredit her for office. The best and smartest method is to point out what her shortcomings are on substantive issues such as her inexperience in key areas like foreign policy and economics.

Calling her stupid doesn't address the core reasons why she shouldn't be a part of the ticket and makes it far too easy for people to dismiss your argument.

Speaking of keywords let's take a look at what terms have driven people here:

Duggar Family
feel like a fool being in love
baal teshuva
what does drowning feel like?
divorce him and come to me
the sins of the father are visited upon the son
life without regrets
hardboiled eggs will not peel
Mansions of the Lord
how do you come up with slogan
crying tears then it hit me
counseling doesn't work
does religion make a better marriage
rekindled loves
intolerant woman
toledosucks Mike
who do you ask for after you dial 8675309
do guys have standards for one night stands
Someone beating up Goofy
do jews believe in oral sex?
I love Jack
how to be a father
what to call your blog
how to blog
how to make money blogging

Crossposted here.

Search Terms That Led You Here

Every now and then I like to put together a post that shows the keywords that led you here. This time around I am going to include the keywords and what post they led to.

Now that I see some of these old posts I find myself cringing, oy.

Taking stock of life-Taking Stock of Life- A General Accounting
Meaning bras-Bras That Do Tricks
Upset shoppers "happy holidays"-Happy Holidays is An Appropriate Greeting
what does it feel like to die-What Does It Feel Like To Die
men's emotions-Men, Our Emotions and Dating
significance of crotch-"Crotch Durability Problems"
fortune smiles upon me-Fortune Smiles Upon me- Someone Else Wants to Make Me Rich
how to bless telemarketer-More Fun with Telemarketers
things to do in an elevator- Things to Do In An Elevator
if you could read my mind lyrics meaning-A Story Using Song Lyrics Revisited Continued
meaning of penis-She Broke My Penis

Recent Keywords That Led Here

duggar family
Besheret
sound word for a scary movie
the heart wants what it wants
macroverbumsciolist
"sloppy kisser"
meaning behind wood floor
Christian Domestic Discipline
Frum Spanking
do ants have butts
why is do we need guidelines for a polite conversation
best restrooms
terrible toilets
how to teach kids that it is okay to lose
list of simple things that I have never done
jewish game gaga
getting out of a loveless marriage
meaning al kol ele
jewish meaning of eruv
why do guys hide their thoughts
Kohellet
how to make her feel like a woman
are you smarter than a rabbi
shmata queen burning butt river
crotch problems
unetanah tokef
most sex in one day guiness book of records
my fathers smell irritates me
is happy holidays appropriate
do children understand the meaning of i love you
who i am and what i want to be
How to win a womans heart
what does it feel like to die

Keywords- How You Ended Up On the Blog

Here is a regular feature we run in which we share some of the keyword searches that led you here.

Eicha
To heal my soul
How my heart aches
without reason the heart wants
what is the meaning of los angeles
ginsu knife
therapy for loveless marriages
are tall women sexy
toenail hanging off
bystanders ignore pleas for help
bonsai kitty
'come talk to me' lyrics peter gabriel meaning
how long it takes to have sex
how long to wait on hold
what do you do when you feel like a fool
Laurie Mylroie Jim Fox Oklahoma City
don't leave me
two souls born and searching for each other
johnny and june lyrics story
meaning of "Call me Ishmael."
Tefilat HaDerech
jameel's waffles

Keywords For The Week of June 16

I meant to run this yesterday. Here is a partial list of the keywords that were used to find the old blog. Some of these are just really bizarre.

bonsai kitty
worlds fastest 95 year old man
meaning of obsessed
meaning for penis
do you swallow meaning
mathematical sciences meanings
origin of the liger
take it, take it, now smell it
if i am not for myself, then who is for me?
jim croce operator lyrics meaning
teachers thoughts on homework
what's the meaning of led zeppelin hey hey what ca
the wiggles greeting cards
scooby doo audio clip
saturday night live cheeseburger skit
meaning of hugs
election prediction model
how to deal with failure
woman stuffs snake down pants
nesiah tovah
apple computers vs. pc
characters in thank you jackie robinson
meaning of courtesy
jack, why are there eight twisted and bent paper clips on your desk?
does true love ever die?
meaning of schnappi
what to say to a man during phone sex
how do men urinate
when to leave a loveless marriage
soulmates aren't real
one more kiss and june will be mine forever

Keywords and Comments About Them

Some of the searches that lead people here can be pretty, interesting. Here are some of the search terms that people used to stumble here as well as what they stumbled upon.

i need something nice to put on a obituary- Makes me wonder what the person they're burying was like. That search led to Johnny Carson- Not an Obituary.

in japan the hand can be used as a knife- The 70's live on. That search led to The Ginsu Knife.

how to use a sex doll- If you need instructions then you aren't old enough to own one. That search led to Hitler's Plan To Use Sex Dolls.

weird assault weapon- I sure hope that the sex doll person isn't responsible for this one. Or maybe they're looking for how to assault someone with a sex doll. Who knows. This search led to Strange Assault Weapons.

should i teach my male toddler to sit or stand to do wee- Oy, there is so much that could and should be said about this. For now the answer is stand like a man. This search led to Teach Your Boy to Pee Like a Man.

what is the meaning of the line in line- From the department of redundancy department we find Do You Stand "In Line" or "On Line"

Keywords For May

Here is an abbreviated list of keywords that were used to find this little corner of cyberspace. It never ceases to amaze me how people stumble onto/into this joint.

When love comes walking in
meaning of zohan
you follow your heart and your head will come
favorite song lyrics
what did dr. seuss do for the war
the heart wants what the heart wants
Anne from cleveland Heights
explaining death to children
redemption meaning
sex on the side
when was the saying heroes are made, not born made
trust in our love
poison frogs and ant
can not have random sex with someone you love
what is the meaning of get the best of me
if you go triple platinum it has nothing to do with
richie's pizza jerusalem
westin adventures
how to be a better car salesman
when you die what happens to your penis
meaning of baruch dayan emes
Hamat gader synagogue
Sing like William Shatner
You will smile again
funny bathroom noises
ethics of pirkei

Sunday Night Keyword Search

How you found me:

You have no respect for me
It makes me angry
what does it feel like to die
I am not weak
And I am not running
because our love will never die
do u have to have sex once a year to be legally married
why do boys have a penis?
message in 70 music
do we have to use food to train animals
what is life without a few regrets
frum sex
frum spanking
how to tease your husband
swallow me carefully
the meaning behind garden gnomes
why i have sex thoughts of someone?
what would be jesus diet
win a woman's heart with a message
do you have to be naked oral sex?
do men have emotions?
what position did umpire nestor chylak occupy during game 7 of the 1960 world series
can i look anonymous
if i am not for myself will my love be for someone else
it is not the failure but the fear of failure

March 2008- Keywords You Used to Get Here

Yes ladies and gentlemen it is another post containing the keywords you used to find your way here. It never fails to amuse me. Apparently I must write about sex fairly often.

lyrics breathless at dawn again i could feel myself growing older i could feel myself
the heart wants what the heart wants
Stacey Will You
Mary by sarah mclachlan meaning
Me and my shadow
do you stand 'in line' or 'on line'
average per day lovemaking in marriage
questions to ask about the meaning of life
what do you call giving oral sex in a car while driving
being sex incompatible
how to live in the back of your truck
the love you take is equal to the love you make meaning
do men have emotions
valentines day should be banned or not
daughter who has seen my erection
pros of polygamy
have a hammer in the morning meaning
what is the meaning of in my bag mean
what do people do when they have sex
heroes are born not made
heroes are made - not born
pc or apple computer
jews sex with sheets
fall in love again
do snails attract scorpions?
mlbf
johnny loves june

Keywords- Or How You Got Here

I always find it interesting to see how people find their way to the funky old shack. Here is a partial list of some of the keywords that led here:

Grandma Ralph
Loved Redhead boy
never let go of true love
monkey beck
a married knowitall
love in a westin
meaning of songs of the 70's
how to win a womans heart
stacey and jack
endless love
interfaith marriages and how to raise the children
to all the boys who thought they would be cool and break my heart
the meaning of nature by ralph waldo emerson
what's bigger disneyworld or disneyland
seven agonies at latrun
thoughts about a man that you are fabricated with
according to garp blowjob
condom middle size
rachel jack wedding
post secret blog questions
how to tell a man is interested and not playing games
what does it feel like when we die
how to deal with a bully husband
libido female children marriage decline
thong doctor's office

Another Keyword Search

Here is another sample of how some of you ended up here. Some of the searches kill me because they are just so out there. I am half tempted to spend some time using these search terms to write a post.

Anyway, I left a few comments about the terms. They are on the right.

favorite song lyrics
besheret
comic book religion
how to make hard boiled eggs
pressured into having children
interpretations evel knievel (Sounds like someone is writing poetry in honor the departed E.K.)
arabic thomas the tank
grammatical errors and mistakes in harry potter (They need the fixus mistakus spell.)
meaning going commando (A picture illustrates this beautifully.)
how long does love last?
how to teach a child to lose gracefully
throw roses in the rain meaning
human eaten alive by animal
what is the meaning in princess bride? (Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. Prepare to die!)
guinness book of world records most bras unfasten in one minute ( This is why I carry a scissors.)
why women like to suck (Five words. Something tells me that three and four should be removed.)
how to use sex doll (If you need instructions you aren't old enough to use the doll.)
how much is sperm worth
why do hard-boiled eggs spin
orthodox shave norelco
is it ok to have a beard if you are bald? (Not unless you have a prescription from your doctor.)

Recent Keyword Searches That Led You Here

I am always amused by how people find the Shack.

evel knievel jewish
adolf hitler's flatulence problem
michael franzese biography mafia
explaining death to children
jack upside down meaning
mr. really really really bad dancer
meaning of suspicious minds elvis presley
ring of fire
man being eaten by tiger
why do people leave random, no meaning comments?
leave him for me
euthyphro dilemma destroying the link of religion and morality
bearer of bad tithing
in my dreams i'm dying all the time
crotch durability problem
why does happy holidays offend christians
marni stacey
origin garden gnomes
mooses penis
red russian army alabama video
why do tears have to fall
what would evel knievel do
my final goodbye poem
taking a break
dave's not here man
how long does love last?
shola rhodes

Keywords- How You found Me

It is time for another roundup of keywords that led folks to the blog. Here is a partial list.

random thoughts
christian domestic discipline
birthday attack'
I wish I was a rabbi
song lyrics you're the prize in my cracker jack box
christian discipline
boys peeing standing up
most important Jewish holiday
if i am not for myself
funny actors in the 80's
how to teach a boy to pee standing
afraid my grandparent dying
is it ok to have sex with old lady
darren date china grill
shluchim
why is cleveland laughed
explaining death to children
elul; break sexual urge
do guys have emotions

More Keyword KAOS

Yes, Agent 99 I used the KAOS spelling intentionally. Ok, some of the keyword searches to my blog were too good not share with you all. Here is a partial list:

Horny Hasid
Meaning of keep it to one side
big dumps- Buffalo, Detroit, Cleveland
Jewish Blues Brothers
Jewish Sperm Shooter (What the heck is this about?)
Men and Emotions
Children deal with death
Sexy sheep
Beef Jerky
screw you meaning
i think too much

Keyword Search- How You Found Me

In an ongoing feature here at the Shack we bring you a partial list of keyword searches that led here:

random thoughts
dennis wolfberg
sopranos finale meaning
ranking the nba finals teams, from best to worst
why is it called terrible twos
you raise me up on my ipod
$10 airline
sailing around the world
men and emotions
chewbacca bathroom
yevamos pilegesh
appropriate greetings
morality and religion
how do they have sex
how to pee like a boy
use visualization to get a bigger penis
yerushalayim lyric
the meaning of the song mustang sally

How You Ended Up Here

Here are some recent keywords that led some of you to this blog.

how to make hard boiled eggs
random thoughts
jack shack
blogger kingdom
los angeles
operator by jim croce meaning
glucose sweater
center basketball
enemy combatant
natural woman
tai-kwon-leap/boot to the head
random celebrities who have patents
as i wake its kaleidoscopic mind meaning
life without religion
besheret
indirect friend
traitors
example for children
stand upright and be strong favorite song
Hussein execution video
meshugganah definition
fresh eggs peeled versus old eggs
how long can hard boiled eggs stay out
hard boil eggs
origin of the silver surfer
the meaning of fernando by abba
the meaning of movies
bathroom man sign
do americans like soccer
make hard boiled eggs
king mountaintop npr