"When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'."
— Groucho Marx
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Consistently interesting Jack!
Barkley has a gambling problem, looks like most of us have a blogging problem! And about the gas- what is it up to now? 9 bucks? Those limeys are so spoiled- at least they have a public transportation system in their country!
You know, when you said that some people are born into money, that they're in the right place in the right time, I couldn't help thinking "You mean they're in the right uterus at the right time." Ouch. Bad one, I know.
Sam Kinison did a skit about the the Betty Ford Clinic. He said if you could afford to go to the Betty Ford Clinic, you didn't have a drug problem yet.
7 comments:
Consistently interesting Jack!
Barkley has a gambling problem, looks like most of us have a blogging problem! And about the gas- what is it up to now? 9 bucks? Those limeys are so spoiled- at least they have a public transportation system in their country!
Go Get 'Em!
Blogging on the go- I love it!
You know, when you said that some people are born into money, that they're in the right place in the right time, I couldn't help thinking "You mean they're in the right uterus at the right time." Ouch. Bad one, I know.
Amishav,
I'd like to have enough cash to enjoy gambling.
RR,
Whatever works. ;)
Sam Kinison did a skit about the the Betty Ford Clinic. He said if you could afford to go to the Betty Ford Clinic, you didn't have a drug problem yet.
interesting topics!
and gas/petrol prices...a big issue.
Jack- Are you sure you're not Nachum Segal?????
BTW you're right- in the UK the only gas we get is from chulent.
Bacon,
I had forgotten about that bit. I like it.
Sarah,
I just babble about this and that.
Kasamba,
Ok, you are right. I am Nachum Segal, but don't tell anyone else or my secret will really be blown.
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