The Shmata Queen has a little problem that she needs your help with.
"And in other news, I did something to my big toe. When I was walking in my house, one of the girls' toys slid under my toe nail and when I took a step forward it pushed my toe nail up and bent it back so far that my nail is now hanging off. Gross. Yuck. And more than that: OUCH. It hurts! Really badly!!!"She doesn't know what to about this, so if you are a medical professional or have any expertise in this area please feel free to share it. Thank you, that is all.
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Don't do that again.
That is good advice. I'll make sure that she sees that. ;)
PT: You are one profound due.
Jack: Cleveland, Cleveland, Cleveland.
Stacey,
I see that you have begun trying to recite scary names. There is still some time prior to Halloween, take a moment and consider that.
Halloween in Cleveland sure blows away the riots where you live. Talk about scary.
Halloween in Cleveland is something that you haven't experienced since the late '70s to early '80s. Perhaps you are accustomed to rivers bursting into flame but the rest of us are concerned about water that spontaneously combusts.
And many others of us are concerned about being able to breathe the air. Obviously this is no concern of yours, evidenced in your desire to live in Los Smogvill.e
Los Smogvill.e
Where is that, fire girl.
Right under your nose, Surfer Boy.
okay, Jack and Stacey...when are you going to spill the beans and let us know how and where you know eachother from...am I the only one who wants to know?
Signed,
Curious in "Los Smogville"
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