Another Meme- 7 Things

I have been tagged by several people, including The Shmata Queen and will meet the challenge, or try to.

7 things I plan to do before I die
1. Go skydiving
2. Live in Israel
3. Visit India
4. Own a house that has a real library in it.
5. Paint an entire town red. I'll make that Christo guy look like a piker.
6. Visit outer space.
7. Buy a jetpack and fly myself around town.

7 things I can do:
1. make fun of cleveland and detroit
2. I can write.
3. I can give speeches on numerous topics.
4. I snore loudly, so loudly that the dead are awoken.
5. Bark like a dog.
6. Make up entertaining stories.
7. Fairly accurately intuit what someone is going to say or do

7 things I cannot do:
1. Play a musical instrument
2. Sing well
3. Eat Brussel Sprouts
4. Eat whatever I want
5. You know I kind of hate saying that I can't do something. It leaves a bad taste in my mouth.
6. Limit myself. I always figure out a way to do whatever it is.
7. Dance all night long wrapped in nothing but a feather boa.

Things that attract me to the opposite sex:
1. Sense of humor
2. Intelligence
3. Creativity
4. Intelligence
5. Strength
6. Eyes

7 things that I say most often:
1. The truth of the matter is
2. I sound ridiculous
3. All sorts of things
4. If that makes you feel better
5. I will not tell you why I am laughing
6. I am debating
7. Move!

7 people I want to do this:

If you want to do this, be my guest.


Stacey said...

Even though you included "intelligence" twice (under what attracts you to the opposite sex), you still only provided 6 things (5 not counting intelligence). Very intelligent, Jack. ;) Oh, and you forgot your favorite.

And under 7 things you say most often, you forgot:

"To make a long story longer" and my personal favorite, "I won't be bothered by nonsense."

Hmmm, someone doesn't know themself as well as they think. Ha ha.

rabbi neil fleischmann said...

nice. check out my recent sequel to this, seven statements that annoy me - that make me feel good - seven movies liked / disliked - books - tv shows. you can see my answers at my site

Michael said...

Stacey made me laugh (and be glad she didn't read mine)

I was going to say... but you already know.

Take Care

Jack Steiner said...


You know that I like to give you busy work such as copyediting and folding laundry. ;)

Rav Fleischmann,

I shall certainly check it out.


One of the goals of this blog is to make people smile. Glad we achieved that for you.

Air Time said...

Its a good thing you didn't have to list 7 things you do well. Other wise you would be down to six.

Hope your car woes get straightened out. I am also out a car and life without wheels is quite frustrating.

Have a good Succot.

Jack Steiner said...


Chag Sameach to you too.

Bkbuds said...

C'mon, Jack, you underestimate yourself. I bet you look hot in a feather boa.

Jack Steiner said...

The Feather Boa does bring out my eyes.

LiquiDiamonds said...

I say wear the feather boa to India when you go...

Jack Steiner said...

That just might work.

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