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My greatest regret is that my feet are a size and a half smaller than my Mom's.She is the Imelda Marcos of practical shoes, and sadly I am now confined to practical shoes.
Hey, I really like the black shoe at the bottom. How much is it?
I'm with Ann. My mom's shoes rock and I'm also a size smaller
Ann,Hmm...In spite of having grown up with ten thousand sisters I am drwaing a blank. What are practical shoes?Fee,It is 1 gazillion dollars, but that only purchases the left one.Bernthis,I hear pregnancy will sometimes cause your feet to grow. Don't know if that helps, but...
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My greatest regret is that my feet are a size and a half smaller than my Mom's.
She is the Imelda Marcos of practical shoes, and sadly I am now confined to practical shoes.
Hey, I really like the black shoe at the bottom. How much is it?
I'm with Ann. My mom's shoes rock and I'm also a size smaller
Ann,
Hmm...In spite of having grown up with ten thousand sisters I am drwaing a blank. What are practical shoes?
Fee,
It is 1 gazillion dollars, but that only purchases the left one.
Bernthis,
I hear pregnancy will sometimes cause your feet to grow. Don't know if that helps, but...
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