I am relatively certain that my gardener is not reading my blog, but on the off chance that he is I'd like to ask him to stop breaking my sprinklers. Not only does it cost me money to buy replacement speakers it costs time.
And that my friends irritates the hell out of me. My time is far too valuable to have to spend on repairing and replacing sprinkler heads each week. If he keeps this up I may break down and buy a lawnmower and he'll be out of a job.
"When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'." — Groucho Marx
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