I Should Have Stayed in Bed

Here are five reasons why I should have stayed in bed today:

1) I slipped on a grease spot and went flying into a car. Left a nice sore spot on my side.
2) I stepped in gum.
3) Had lunch with my friend E. and received a parking ticket. Got there 1 minute after the meter expired.
4) My daughter threw a ball at me when I wasn't looking and it hit me in the crotch.
5) Because.

Now I know that everyone has days like this and that sometimes shit happens, but this type of crap is supposed to be limited to bad sitcoms. And now if you'll excuse me I am off to go scream at the sky.


Anonymous said...

I don't mean to laugh at you...but...well...it's like a day teaching in my world :)

By the way, today's my birthday, and we're going to Cafe Eilat for dessert around 5:30, if you see us...don't say hi...no really, don't. :)

Leora said...

Can I unload, too? I had a stressful day. 1) My ears hurt, I think it may be allergy and spring related
2) I had to drive 5 teenage boys to Teaneck (1 hour drive of listening to bad jokes and 1 hour drive back worrying why other son was not picking up phone) 3) had a meeting with someone who asked me questions that I thought inappropriate AND 4)took over an hour to put procrastinating daughter to bed.

On the other hand, I got a flash video to work with controls on Joomla! site, and my boss liked the new header I did!

Thanks for letting me unload on your site, Jack.

Jack Steiner said...

Tamara, How was the corner seat? ;)


Feel free to unload any time.

Anonymous said...

i shoulda stayed in bed 'cuz my moms making me clean the house with her...

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