"We also bought about 10 vials of Sperm, at $300 bucks a pop, plus $150.00 to ship, plus paid to store it in NYC (you know, for those last minute insems) at $400.00 per quarter. We also bought BOXES AND BOXES AND BOXES of OPK's at (oddly enough), $24.99 per box, and HPT's at, oh, anywhere from $6.00 to 12.00 per box. And then there was more sperm, at $285.00 per pop,"
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Who Knew That Sperm Was Worth So Much
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and here's the kicker....
each, er, um, "donation" that a male makes, and is paid about 60 bucks for? Is broken down into 5 vials.
So when you shell out 300 bucks for .5cc of sperm? it's 1/5 of a "donation."
Le Sigh.
Mark,
You scoundrel.
Shelli,
That is not cool.
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LMAO, Mark!
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