Who Knew That Sperm Was Worth So Much

"We also bought about 10 vials of Sperm, at $300 bucks a pop, plus $150.00 to ship, plus paid to store it in NYC (you know, for those last minute insems) at $400.00 per quarter. We also bought BOXES AND BOXES AND BOXES of OPK's at (oddly enough), $24.99 per box, and HPT's at, oh, anywhere from $6.00 to 12.00 per box. And then there was more sperm, at $285.00 per pop,"

4 comments:

Shelli said...

and here's the kicker....

each, er, um, "donation" that a male makes, and is paid about 60 bucks for? Is broken down into 5 vials.

So when you shell out 300 bucks for .5cc of sperm? it's 1/5 of a "donation."

Le Sigh.

Jack Steiner said...

Mark,

You scoundrel.

Shelli,

That is not cool.

Deadman said...

Shelli - Let your friends know that I'll be happy to cut out the middle man...

Jacob Da Jew said...

LMAO, Mark!

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