Women and Shoes

Somewhere in the annals of this blog there is a post about women and shoes, if you want you can look for it.

In the meantime I'd like to state for the record that I don't understand the fascination or desire of so many women to try and become Imelda Marcos.

The world would be a better place if you all limited yourself to a total of four pairs of shoes. Just think of all of the animals that you could save if you didn't buy yourself one more unnecessary pair of boots/pumps/sandals.

12 comments:

kasamba said...

But then what could I use as bookends???

StepIma said...

lalalalalalalalaiamnotlisteningtoyoulalalalala

Jack Steiner said...

Kasamba,

Ikea offers a complete selection.

SI,

NJD's closet is in big trouble, isn't it. ;)

Anonymous said...

Jack, dear. There simply is no such thing as an "unnecessary pair of boots/pumps/sandals." Boys. They're just dumb, aren't they?

... Is the Window to Our Soul said...

Jack would one of the pairs of boots include thigh high's? What's a chick without her honey's fantasy boots?

Jack Steiner said...

Judi,

Let me go through your closet. Your husband will thank me.

Mirty,

Oy.

Jaime,

Maybe.

kasamba said...

Hey Jack, I'm just trying to elevate gashmius!
I imagine the animals sacrificied on the altar of my vanity will achieve a higher consciencness for allowing a fabulous G-d fearing Jewess to trample about in their carcasses.

StepIma said...

Maybe I should start a post about men and all their gadgets.

Or tools. Like those ratchet sets. Who needs so many ratchets, honestly?

Plus they all come in the same color - it's madness... what's the point?

MUST Gum Addict said...

There's one main difference between a man's tools and a woman's shoes.

You see, I have a collection of like 25 screwdrivers. But when I need one, I walk right up to my workbench, grab it, and move it. I don't stand in front of a mirror with two screwdrivers in each hand and yell "honey! which screwdriver goes best with this screw?"

BTW, just for the record, I'm all for women getting as many pairs of shoes as they want. Nothing's better on a woman than a nice pair of shoes.

Jack Steiner said...

Kasamba,

I suppose that is one way to rationalize it. ;)

SI,

You are welcome to do so, I encourage it. Of course my tool set helps to fix and maintain multiple items. They don't get worn out and no one ever worries about whether they match the rest of the toolset.

MGA,

Well done.

Rebecca,

We understand. Instead of spending $2,987,932 on shoes you could apply that money to so many more useful items. :)

SnoopyTheGoon said...

That one was sticking your head too far out, really, but I always enjoy a god kamikaze stunt. Good luck.

Just don't get close, I shall have to clean up all that gore from my new shoes, and I do not have many.

Jack Steiner said...

C'mon Snoopy, live a little.

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