March 27, 2006

I Can't Live Without This Invention

Or maybe I can. Thanks to Chaim I now have the opportunity to worry about whether I need to purchase my very own NosePouch.

I love the FAQs on this clever device and would like to share some of them with you.

Q. What is a NosePouch?

A. A NosePouch is the newest; well designed product for blowing your nose.

Call me a jerk, but how many poorly designed products are there for blowing your nose. I suppose that the balled up, previously used Kleenex might fall into that category.

Q. Why do I need a NosePouch?

A. You may not need a NosePouch today. However; when we have the need to blow our noses, due to colds, flu, allergies etc; we need a NosePouch. A NosePouch will help contain the messy discharge we all experience when our nasal passages fill up. Or, for any reason we may need to blow our noses

Back in the days in which I really enjoyed juvenile behavior my friends and I used to kid around about starting our very own business, The Phlegm Farm. This device would have been the perfect accessory to it. I just might have to revisit the idea and see if I can patent it still.

One of the things that I love about this site is that they offer a demo for how to use the fabulous nose pouch. Now call me crazy, but does Step 2 look like it is the before shot of the NosePouch pool.

Oy Vey, the very thought causes my stomach to rumble.

1 comment:

rgmb said...

ONE WORD, "GROSS"!