Confusing Steroids for Viagra

Poor Raffy.

How do you confuse these items. ;)

NEW YORK (AP) -- Rafael Palmeiro was suspended Monday for violating Major League Baseball's steroids policy, nearly five months after telling Congress that ``I have never used steroids. Period.''

Palmeiro two weeks ago collected his 3,000th hit, joining Hank Aaron, Willie Mays and Eddie Murray as the only players with 3,000 hits and 500 homers.

Palmeiro, 40, is the seventh and highest-profile player to test positive under the major league policy adopted earlier this year.

3 comments:

Air Time said...

I don't think he was going to get to Cooperstown anyway, but this should ice it.

What a moron.

Go to capital hill.
Be the most forthright and open of all ballplayers.
Pee in a cup.
Have MLB announce that you not only cheated by you perjured yourself in front of congress on national TV.

Next, we will be treated to him crying in front of a microphone and saying he made a mistake, and we hope we forgive him.

Jack Steiner said...

I don't have any sympathy. He knew what the risks were.

Air Time said...

I was surprised by his reaction, but I should have expected it. Of course he didn't "Knowingly" take steroids.

Moron.

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