The Answer To Victoria's Secret

The Answer To Victoria's Secret is quite simple. Victoria is actually a man named Victor. He is 47 years-old, wears a very thick black beard and is around 5'8 220 pounds. That should explain why you never see him wearing his own merchandise.

2 comments:

PsychoToddler said...

Was Victoria's secret a question that required an answer? If so, I'm very dissatisfied with it.

Jack Steiner said...

I'll have management look into this.

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