Now that John Ashcroft has resigned his position as Attorney Gen. I am pleased to announce that he has been hired to track the traffic to this blog. Twice a week he'll provide a detailed report to me about who is visiting the shack, what they did, who they did it with and how they did it.
Details, I need details and I expect that Johnny boy can provide them. So, if you are blogging with a partnet make sure that they are of the opposite sex and that you are both dressed appropriately.
I expect in no time at all I am going to learn who found my blog by using the following search terms:
Cheese eating surrender monkeys, cleveland school of etiquetter, marshmallow breast fondue, cheese doodle blender shake, Jewish American Jack of notoriety and macadamian anger management.
And those are just a few of the highlights.
4 comments:
I guess that means I need to come forward with my hands in the air.
I've been blogging by for over a month since I found you through Ric's blog.
Sorry no cheesy searches for me.
Take Care
Michael
What's with the cheese fetish, partnet?
Jack, I think you've been blogging too hard...you might need a vacation. Perhaps. Maybe. Just think on it awhile... Hi Mr. Ashcroft! Got here from Foxy Mama's Blog, as usual... Just enjoying the scenery here, sir...not doing anything scurrilous. I'll go quietly now... ~;^)
Michael,
Welcome from the local curmudgeon.
Stacey,
What is a Partnet? And better yet what is a school of etiquetter?
Foxymama,
Blogging too hard, nah, just living.
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