Visitors to the Blog

Now that John Ashcroft has resigned his position as Attorney Gen. I am pleased to announce that he has been hired to track the traffic to this blog. Twice a week he'll provide a detailed report to me about who is visiting the shack, what they did, who they did it with and how they did it.

Details, I need details and I expect that Johnny boy can provide them. So, if you are blogging with a partnet make sure that they are of the opposite sex and that you are both dressed appropriately.

I expect in no time at all I am going to learn who found my blog by using the following search terms:

Cheese eating surrender monkeys, cleveland school of etiquetter, marshmallow breast fondue, cheese doodle blender shake, Jewish American Jack of notoriety and macadamian anger management.

And those are just a few of the highlights.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

I guess that means I need to come forward with my hands in the air.

I've been blogging by for over a month since I found you through Ric's blog.

Sorry no cheesy searches for me.

Take Care
Michael

Stacey said...

What's with the cheese fetish, partnet?

foxymama said...

Jack, I think you've been blogging too hard...you might need a vacation. Perhaps. Maybe. Just think on it awhile... Hi Mr. Ashcroft! Got here from Foxy Mama's Blog, as usual... Just enjoying the scenery here, sir...not doing anything scurrilous. I'll go quietly now... ~;^)

Jack Steiner said...

Michael,

Welcome from the local curmudgeon.

Stacey,

What is a Partnet? And better yet what is a school of etiquetter?

Foxymama,

Blogging too hard, nah, just living.

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