"BALTIMORE - At the Walgreens flu shot clinic, the honor system is in place
If you tell nurses there you have a chronic heart problem, you can get a shot. Pharmacies and grocery stores doling out shots in the midst of a major shortage are depending on customers' good citizenship."
Alternatively you can snort baby powder prior to entering and "enjoy" sneezing your way through. Or you can tell your nurse that you haven't touched a prick in a while. A little twisted, but so is life.
"When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'." — Groucho Marx
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