Groucho Marx

Groucho is one of my favorite actors/characters of all time. He was a master with words and I would be lying if I said that I haven't wished to be as witty and as good at delivering lines as he was. Here is a short nippet of some of my favorite lines:

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

You've got the brain of a four-year-old boy, and I'll bet he was glad to get rid of it.

Why was I with her? She reminds me of you. In fact, she reminds me more of you than you do!

Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others. (This could be a good campaign slogan for someone)

He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot.

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.