Ok, who is up for a game of golf in Afghanistan? We'll play for a buck a hole. Just think you might be able to say that your Callaway 5 iron is the reason Osama is in US custody.
No really Mr. President I thought that my ball was in the sand trap and suddenly there he was, so I swung like Tiger and hit him like the Babe. It was beautiful. The sad thing is that I lost my lucky Titleist.
In other news gum is returning to Singapore and the Trident G-ds are pleased.
Edited to add that I am finally learning how to do things more effectively here. Woohoo! I am kind of enjoying this whole thing.
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