October 06, 2008

Who Wants To Buy An Artificial Foreskin

The Shack prides itself upon serving as an authority on all sorts of useful and not so useful gadgets, information and devices that you need to know about.

Before we discuss the meat of the post let's take a look at some of the valuable information we have provided:
How to Make Hard Boiled Eggs
What Not to Do-Snakebites
The Cubicle Celebrates 40 Years
How Velcro Was Invented
My New Desk- I Have To Get One
London Restaurant Tries To Solve Gas Crisis

And this my friends is but an abbreviated list of the cool stuff we told you about. But now I am about to share with you the one invention that trumps all of them. I can't believe that this wasn't pointed out to me sooner.

Men, we now have the option to purchase artificial foreskin. Yes, you read that correctly, you can buy artificial foreskin. If your abba told the mohel to take a little off the top and he took him too seriously your prayers have been answered.

Introducing the SenSlip, a product whose manufacturers claim is long overdue. If you'll bear with me I am trying hard to take this seriously, but it is killing me. So if you're still reading let me share some of what is making me chuckle.

From the fitting instructions:
You can, if desired, adjust the length of the Senslip with a sharp pair of scissors. Remove the Senslip and cut off the required amount from the ribbed end to achieve the desired length.
I think that the should highlight the part about removing it before cutting. It is one of those warnings like not removing the tag from a mattress that are very important. After all who wants to visit the E.R. because you played automohel.

I should add that the FAQs provide valuable information too such as to never insert this into any part of your body or anyone else.

Call me crazy, but I foresee problems if you have to tell your partner to hold on because you have to take off the condom, er foreskin you're wearing so that you can put on a condom.

Why, oh why are they not advertising this amazing product on television. Surely there is a washed up actor or actress who would do an infomercial to promote this wonderful product. Maybe they could sell it alongside The Ginsu Knife.

Anyway, if you are curious to see some of the other really cool products/information we have shared with you then I encourage you to check out the links below.

Untapped Sources of Energy
The Mangroomer
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Medical Technology- The future is nowInventions You have Got T0 Have
(Includes the ladies urinal, toilet forehead support system and much more.)
The Nose Pouch
Crossposted here.

7 comments:

Val said...

hysterical! Boy there is EVERYTHING out there if you just know where to look!
Thanks for giving out the link! :)

TLC Tugger said...

I was fine with being circumcised for three and a half decades. But the numbing of the remaining tissues and the lack of half the original sensual pleasure receptive eventually catches up with you when you realize your wife's experience is getting much better while your own gets worse and worse.

Thank goodness for the protection of the SenSlip, and also for the innovative non-surgical foreskin restoration techniques now available.

Foreskin - even restored foreskin - feels REALLY good.

Anonymous said...

But the numbing of the remaining tissues and the lack of half the original sensual pleasure receptive eventually catches up with you when you realize your wife's experience is getting much better while your own gets worse and worse

Maybe if you stop using your hand so often you'd find sex more interesting. Only a fool buys into such a stupid product.

TLC Tugger said...

^^ Maybe if you stop using your hand so often you'd find sex more interesting. ^^

An intact man can enjoy manual pleasure as often as he wishes with no degredation to pleasure receptivity.

Only a fool would dismiss available help uncritically.

Anonymous said...

An intact man can enjoy manual pleasure as often as he wishes with no degredation to pleasure receptivity.

The point is that if you train yourself to enjoy your hand you will not enjoy a woman the same way.

Only a fool would dismiss available help uncritically.

I am being critical. This device is worthless, useless and a waste of money.

Wearing a condom all day long is not going to help.

Z said...

O.M.G.

That is all.

Anonymous said...

OMG This is why the economy is in the toilet people are wasting money on rubbish like this.

Hey I think I will whip out my credit card and buy myself a foreskin.

If the quality of you life is improved by this junk you need to get one, a life that is not a plastic foreskin.

hey tugger enjoy your foreskin I'm saving my money for a hooker.