"When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'."
— Groucho Marx
The Kevin Mitnick one is especially funny if you know who Kevin Mitnick is.
That is why it caught my eye.
Mitnick's card won't get you business. It'll get you a sentence in the pokey for possession of burglary tools.
I always had a thing for the pokey and his pal Gumby.
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