

"When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'." — Groucho Marx
Been a whole slew of crazy things that have happened since I last updated this joint. It is not an exaggeration to say I am not dead yet, c...
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The Kevin Mitnick one is especially funny if you know who Kevin Mitnick is.
That is why it caught my eye.
Mitnick's card won't get you business. It'll get you a sentence in the pokey for possession of burglary tools.
I always had a thing for the pokey and his pal Gumby.
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