May 24, 2008

If You're Hairier Than Bigfoot

If you're Hairier than Bigfoot or make Cousin It look like a candidate for Rogaine you just might want to check out the Mangroomer. It is a product that I swear should be attached to a Ronco commercial.

The image below cracks me up, but I have to ask why they used a hairless model to promote the superior advantages of the Mangroomer to other proven sources of hair removal such as Nair, wives, razor blades, forest fires and tuition bills.Now part of me feels badly about making fun of such a fine device, but this just begs for it. Certainly I am not as obnoxious as the people at Shaverama who had the following to say:

We're going to wait for the "BUTTCRACK" shaver.

Now that is the kind of high praise that every inventor wishes that they would receive. Or to dig something out of the archives, I bet that Old Doc Bean wishes that he would have had this option.

7 comments:

The Babka Nosher said...

I saw that advertised in a Linens N Things circular recently and almost hurt myself laughing. I can't begin to imagine how they'll market the buttcrack shaver when that comes out ;)

treppenwitz said...

"... or make Cousin It look like a candidate for Rogaine"

I think you were going for 'Uncle Fester', but we got the point :-)

Jack said...

I can't begin to imagine how they'll market the buttcrack shaver when that comes out ;)

:)

I think you were going for 'Uncle Fester', but we got the point :-)

Nah, I meant Cousin It, debated between him/her and Chaka from Land of the Lost.

treppenwitz said...

But cousin It is a hand. [!]

Jack said...

;)

Always liked the Addams Family more than the Musters.

Stacey said...

Linens N Things, eh? Funny, I just saw it advertised in the back of Maxim.

Jack said...

Maxim? Wouldn't have guessed to find it there, but then again it makes sense.