Man asks if I think she'll come and I say I am certain of it.
He asks how I can be so certain and I say I know how to touch her, always have and always will. It is chemical.
"That is great, but you have to get her to see you before she'll sleep with you."
"Oh, you thought I meant 'cum' and I meant come. Well I'll say yes to both anyway."
Man asks how I know and what if she doesn't love me anymore.
"How do you know anyone loves you. How do you know anything? You don't. She can choose to run away and keep her distance. It has happened before but she likes having me close the same way I like having her close.
That is the issue."
"I don't understand."
"And you might not ever and that is ok. There are only two people who need to understand and you're not one of them."
"When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'." — Groucho Marx
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