The other day I noticed the Shmata Queen and her mom were both reading my stuff at the same time and I had three thoughts:
1) Should I refer to her mom as the Empress and is that technically correct?
2) Would calling her the Empress or "your majesty" make it more palatable to say I once bent your daughter over the couch because she asked me to.
3) Do I follow up on number two by saying I refuse to do it again or would never stop?
There are other questions like would the Shmata Queen want to enjoy a tasty delight or should I start by saying the damn woman needs a hug and so do I.
Am I the only idiot hearing the damn bells and am I crazy?
Well the answer to the last part is yes, I am crazy but am I that kind of crazy?
Maybe, don't care.
And that is all I have to say about this for the moment. Probably will say much more elsewhere but the real Jack patriots know that.
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