Housework

So it is around 4 something on a Monday afternoon. I am working from the home office and wondering whether now is a good time to wander into the kitchen to grab a snack and a hot cup of Joe. Thing is, the dishwasher is full of clean dishes and the sink has a bunch of dirty ones.

If I don't go in I can pretend not to know any of this and not feel guilty about not emptying/filling said sink and dishwasher. And of course I didn't do that because I have been so busy working that I never left my seat. Just in case you are keeping score none of these tricks will work, but I am a five year old trapped in a man's body so I must try them anyway.

And in the course of taking a break from working hard I am working hard on avoiding said housework which means that I need to blog for another moment.

Let's take a moment to review recent keywords that led people to the blog:

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Father who blogs
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Stacey wishes she were here
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Kissing styles and what they mean
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Some of those are classic and I didn't even begin to include the really good ones, but that is because I am saving them for later.