August 06, 2009

Hell Hath No Fury Like a Woman Scorned

Our pals at Toner Mishap turned us onto this tale of one man's odyssey into the Twilight Zone.
A Wisconsin man who thought he was joining his lover at a motel for an afternoon tryst was instead blindfolded and bound while she and three other women, including his wife, berated and humiliated him over his infidelity, according to a criminal complaint.

Four of the women have been charged with false imprisonment in the romance-revenge scheme and one of them is accused of sexual assault for allegedly super-gluing the man's genitals to his stomach, the complaint says.

Apparently his lovely ladies didn't like being part of a harem. As J. Geils used to sing, Love Sticks, er Stinks.


Tzipporah said...

OMG - it's like "Election" become real!!!

Jack said...

And how.

The Misanthrope said...

very clever, "Love Sticks"

SnoopyTheGoon said...

He he... next time this poor schmuck will surely look around before he gets into a motel room.

Jack said...


Thank you.


You would think. ;)