"When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'."
— Groucho Marx
Hmm. Amazing what people with too much time on their hands can do with sheep. My feminine heart wants to feel sorry for the sheep, who must have thought the humans and dogs were looney... nope, wait. Sheep can't think. Cockroaches are smarter than sheep. My experience with sheep includes trying to keep a flatbed truck glued to a 40% grade in granny gear whilst I shooed a herd of sheep off the road... only to have them congregate there once again as soon as I got back into the truck. Repeatedly. Sheep are sweaters with legs. Mutton-to-go. Only dumber than sweaters or meat. Go ahead, mates. Herd them extremely.
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Hmm. Amazing what people with too much time on their hands can do with sheep. My feminine heart wants to feel sorry for the sheep, who must have thought the humans and dogs were looney... nope, wait. Sheep can't think. Cockroaches are smarter than sheep. My experience with sheep includes trying to keep a flatbed truck glued to a 40% grade in granny gear whilst I shooed a herd of sheep off the road... only to have them congregate there once again as soon as I got back into the truck. Repeatedly. Sheep are sweaters with legs. Mutton-to-go. Only dumber than sweaters or meat. Go ahead, mates. Herd them extremely.
Sheep are dumb, but they do make good eating. ;)
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