One of my great pleasures in life is providing people with tips and useful information that they can use to improve their lives. Our current topic is how to recognize signs that your relationship with your significant other is doomed.
If you have a disagreement about dirty dishes and engage in any of the following activities you might consider looking for a new place to live.
- Biting
- Smashing picture frames across your partner's face.
- Attack them with a sword.
Any one of these actions is probably a good indication that things are not good, but if you hit the magic trifecta of all three you can pretty much kiss him/her goodbye.
Inspiration for this post comes from the good people at
MSNBC.
4 comments:
I heard about this on my favorite radio morning show (WPLJ in NY) this morning... man, how much anger do you have to have????... jes sayin'! (obviously there must have been other agitations, no?!!!)
Wow... sword? How many people keep swords around the house. I mean, I do, but I do medieval recreation and I actually know how to use it... not on my family. And I do live in a state where the state sport is jousting.
And it's possible to require that a civil case be settled by duel. I'm always surprised that no one has closed that loophole up. One of these days, I hope to use it. Well, maybe not really.
Val,
Maybe they were their good dishes. ;)
KRG,
When you have that duel, let me know. I want to blog about it. Just remember you'd rather be Aaron Burr than Alexander Hamilton. ;)
Dirty dishes make me mad! Where's my sword?
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