Mornings, Boys and More

I don't like mornings and I don't like how I sound here. Pumped out my chest? Meant to say puffed out, oy. Get me some coffee.

3 comments:

Rhea said...

Wow, you sound much taller than I thought. Or something like that.

Jacob Da Jew said...

Maybe you should have Jameel lob some old pancakes at them. That'll teach em to mess wit da Jack.

Jack Steiner said...

Rhea,

That is because I am almost seven feet tall.

Jacob,

Absolutely.

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