"When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'."
— Groucho Marx
"If a man is talking in the forest, and no woman is there to hear him, is he still wrong?"
To women, this makes perfect sense. I asked some women in my office what they thought, and they said "what's he doing in the forest? He must have not been following the directions and made a WRONG turn." According to the graph, we can infer that those who said this were quite likely to be married.
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Do I detect a touch of misogyny here?
Nah. Misogyny would hurt my chances of increasing my progeny.
Reminds me of the riddle:
"If a man is talking in the forest, and no woman is there to hear him, is he still wrong?"
To women, this makes perfect sense. I asked some women in my office what they thought, and they said "what's he doing in the forest? He must have not been following the directions and made a WRONG turn." According to the graph, we can infer that those who said this were quite likely to be married.
Yuh gotta love the way that female mind works.
Shai,
:)
Go ahead, have your fun. As long as you know who really is the brains of the operation...
As long as you know who really is the brains of the operation...
We just let you think that you are.
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