Maybe I Won't Keep Riding my Bike

Impaired anal sphincter function in professional cyclists.

Hat Tip to A Good Poop.


Anonymous said...

Yipes. I guess Mountain Bikers ought not take a risk on skydiving :-)

Attila said...

It's OK, Jack, if you don't accept money and become professional.

Jack Steiner said...


I bet.


I feel so much better. ;)

benning said...

Sounds like a major pain in the arse!

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