War Declared on Angry Monkeys

Sujoy Chaudhuri, an ecologist who co-authored a report by prominent primatologists and conservationists that was submitted recently to the federal and state governments, said the plan would make the monkey problem worse.

"It is a ridiculous idea and what is worse, it will do nothing to contain the problem and probably make it worse," Chaudhuri said. "Can you imagine what having badly sterilized monkeys running around will do to the levels of aggression?"

Maybe they should try sending them to Fantasy Island. For Better or for worse the monkeys are taking over the world.

3 comments:

The Babka Nosher said...

I think I used to work for one...

Alice said...

Well, they'll probably be humping pillows and tree stumps like all the sterilized pets we've ever owned.

Sorry.

Jack Steiner said...

Babka,

I worked for several.

Alice,

Don't apologize to me, they're the ones that will have to deal with it.

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