"When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'."
— Groucho Marx
The Dentist Loves Me
Apparently I have done a piss poor job of brushing and flossing. As they say in Andy Capp &$&*E&^^$ fillings makes me ^^$#%*&^&$Y& angry.
You'll excuse me while I go brush. Time to get a little bit more serious about protecting my investment.
I'm a lousy brusher too. I'm 45 and I'm still more afraid of going to the dentist than my kids are. It's not the pain that I dread, it's the criticism!
Don't even the nicest dentists sort of remind you of Steve Martin in "Little Shop of Horrors"? :-)
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I'm a lousy brusher too. I'm 45 and I'm still more afraid of going to the dentist than my kids are. It's not the pain that I dread, it's the criticism!
Don't even the nicest dentists sort of remind you of Steve Martin in "Little Shop of Horrors"? :-)
I am not afraid of the dentist, I just hate going. Feh. Steve Martin- that is funny.
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