MSNBC reports that pirate attacks have dropped this year. If you are a fan of The Wiggles you know that Captain Feathersword is a friendly pirate..
But if you are like me you are quite disappointed. The sole reason I have participated in The JIBs is because it is part training to be a pirate.
I have a pirate name: Captain Jack- One-eared Dog the Damned.
Why else would I participate in Talk Like a Pirate Day than to be a pirate. I could be the latest in a long line of Jewish Pirates of the Caribbean.
On the other hand fewer pirate attacks provide me with more opportunity, now don't they. I think that I shall have to mull this over for a while. Arrrrrrghhhhhhhhhhhh!
"When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'." — Groucho Marx
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This website seems like it could help you get started on the right foot.
http://piratemonkeysinc.com/pirate/info.htm
Have you written up a pirate c.v. yet? The field is probably pretty competitive and you'll need to be sure your rum-swilling and pillaging skills are as well-honed as the current market demands.
Best of luck!
Ahoy there, me hardees! Woo hoo hoo hoo!! Let's all dance a pirate dance togethrrrrrrrrrr!!
Judi,
Thanks.
Chana,
I knew that you'd get it.
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