"When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'."
— Groucho Marx
This Irritates Me
I don't like receiving business correspondence that begins with "Greetings." It just feels slimy to me.
It does sound like something a alien would say... and you know what happens when an alien says "Greetings"? The next thing you know, he is zapping you with his ray gun!
6 comments:
Salutations!
(Is that better?)
Kasamba,
A little.
Mirty,
Howdy, howdy, howdy. I am a cowboy.
It does sound like something a alien would say... and you know what happens when an alien says "Greetings"? The next thing you know, he is zapping you with his ray gun!
I have my own ray gun. Actually it is shoe gun. It is a spinoff of the shoephone that Maxwell Smart used to use.
What about "Good Morning" or "Good Afternoon"?
Z,
Those work for me. When I become king of the world you can be the official lexicographer.
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