For Shola

I just sent this email off to Shola. It is in response to the one he sent me along with his passport.

Hi Shola,

I am trying to decide which bank we should use for this as I bank with several.

Cleveland Bank of Plunder and Spoil
1313 Mockingbird Lane
Cleveland, Ohio 44102
Personal Agent: Herman Munster

Barnacle Bob Bank of Mistrust
4 Is the Square Root of 16 Lane
Toledo, Ohio 44104
Personal Agent: Barney Fife

Dinah Mite Financial
69 Comelickmeclean Road
Bustedtuchus, Ohio 44018
Personal Agent: Hawkeye Pierce

Do you have any thoughts or suggestions as to which one you think would be easiest to work with? I have had many interactions with Mr. Munster as when I was young I used to watch him. So perhaps it might make sense to work with his institution of deceit, deception, distrust and dismay.

-Jack

9 comments:

Jameel @ The Muqata said...

Aroogah!

What Mirty said..

(I think?)

--Jameel

Anonymous said...

*chuckle*

Clever and witty, as usual. Thanks for the laugh, Jack.

Regina said...

I wonder how long this guy will keep it up? Maybe he thinks if he wears you down enough, you'll be weak and under his control and then you'll do anything he says... nah...

Jerusalemcop said...

Ive heard that at Barnacle Bob Bank of Mistrust ther's another trustworthy guy, he's a red head named Opie.

Stacey said...

4 Is the Square Root of 16 Lane

Ahhh, a man after my heart. ;)

Jack Steiner said...

Mirty,

Every fairy blogmother needs a little wind.

Jameel,

You'll have to audioblog that for me.

Stacy,

Sometimes we get lucky.

RCJ,

This could go on for quite some time.

Jack Steiner said...

Stacey,

I can square all sorts of things.

MUST Gum Addict said...

Jack, can I send you all of my junk emails so that you can respond to them as well? I think you're on to something here...

Bill said...

Ha ha (-:

Good luck with that !

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