Three Reasons to live in detroit

  1. It is a step above Buffalo.
  2. Riots break out on a regular basis so you can be sure to upgrade your home with the other looters.
  3. Because prison food gives you the runs.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

3 reasons to live in LA
1) You like to be shaken and stirred
2) The courts and police are so screwed up you can get away with a double homocide, or beat up a Black Guy and start Race Riots
3) You have nothing better to due then sit in your car, because it takes you an hour and a half to drive 5 miles home from the office

Michael Suddard said...

Forgot number 4:

You have to go South to get to Canada in Detroit.

This totally confuses many people considering Canada is usually north to most of the United States (except Detroit at least).

Jack Steiner said...

Anonymous,

It is homicide, not homo, unless you have a thing with gays.

BTW, the murder rate in detroit is 7 times that of LA and almost 11 times the national average.

Bill said...

Another reason to live in Detroit.

You love the look of Freeways surounded by barbed wire.

Passed through that way last Tuesday (by acident long story, will Blog it later)in a car that came from there. Both the town and the car leave much to be desired.

Jack Steiner said...

Hi Bill,

That made me smile. ;)

Anonymous said...

Actually with West Hollywood it makes sense

Anonymous said...

and to Bill at least your commute didn't take the normal LA drive time of 2.5 hours

Jack Steiner said...

Anonymous,

You are being nonsensical now. I can't understand what you are talking about.

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