"When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'."
— Groucho Marx
Three Reasons to live in detroit
It is a step above Buffalo.
Riots break out on a regular basis so you can be sure to upgrade your home with the other looters.
Because prison food gives you the runs.
8 comments:
Anonymous
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3 reasons to live in LA 1) You like to be shaken and stirred 2) The courts and police are so screwed up you can get away with a double homocide, or beat up a Black Guy and start Race Riots 3) You have nothing better to due then sit in your car, because it takes you an hour and a half to drive 5 miles home from the office
You love the look of Freeways surounded by barbed wire.
Passed through that way last Tuesday (by acident long story, will Blog it later)in a car that came from there. Both the town and the car leave much to be desired.
8 comments:
3 reasons to live in LA
1) You like to be shaken and stirred
2) The courts and police are so screwed up you can get away with a double homocide, or beat up a Black Guy and start Race Riots
3) You have nothing better to due then sit in your car, because it takes you an hour and a half to drive 5 miles home from the office
Forgot number 4:
You have to go South to get to Canada in Detroit.
This totally confuses many people considering Canada is usually north to most of the United States (except Detroit at least).
Anonymous,
It is homicide, not homo, unless you have a thing with gays.
BTW, the murder rate in detroit is 7 times that of LA and almost 11 times the national average.
Another reason to live in Detroit.
You love the look of Freeways surounded by barbed wire.
Passed through that way last Tuesday (by acident long story, will Blog it later)in a car that came from there. Both the town and the car leave much to be desired.
Hi Bill,
That made me smile. ;)
Actually with West Hollywood it makes sense
and to Bill at least your commute didn't take the normal LA drive time of 2.5 hours
Anonymous,
You are being nonsensical now. I can't understand what you are talking about.
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