Assorted Movie Quotes

I am back in spreadsheet hell so I thought that I would take a momentary break and share some useless movie quotes with you.

Bart:
I'm rapidly becoming a big underground success in this town.
Jim: The Waco Kid:
Gee, in another twenty-five years you'll be able to shake their hands in broad daylight.

Blazing Saddles

Elwood Blues:
It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.
-The Blues Brothers

Ferris Bueller: I do have a test today, that wasn't bullshit. It's on European Socialism. I mean, really, what's the point? I'm not European. I don't plan on being European. So, who gives a crap if they're Socialists? They could be fascist anarchists, it still wouldn't change the fact that I don't own a car.
-Ferris Bueller's Day Off

Dr. Egon Spengler:
There's something very important I forgot to tell you.
Dr. Peter Venkman:
What?
Dr. Egon Spengler:
Don't cross the streams.
Dr. Peter Venkman:
Why?
Dr. Egon Spengler:
It would be bad.
Dr. Peter Venkman:
I'm fuzzy on the whole good/bad thing. What do you mean "bad"?
Dr. Egon Spengler:
Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously, and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.
Dr. Raymond Stantz:
Total protonic reversal!
Dr. Peter Venkman:
Right, that's bad. Okay, alright, important safety tip, thanks Egon.
-Ghostbusters

Dr. Peter Venkman: Back off man. I'm a scientist.
-Ghostbusters

Fletch: I'm John.
Gail Stanwyk: Ohhhh, John. John who?
Fletch: John Cock...tos...ton.
Gail Stanwyk: Thats a beautiful name.
Fletch: It's Scotch/Romanian.
Gail Stanwyk: That's an odd combination.
Fletch: So were my parents.
-Fletch