Random Quotes

You've got the brain of a four-year-old boy, and I'll bet he was glad to get rid of it.
Groucho Marx

If I held you any closer I would be on the other side of you.
Groucho Marx

Time wounds all heels.
Groucho Marx

Well, art is art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water! And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now, uh... Now you tell me what you know.
Groucho Marx

I like criticisms, but it must be my way.
Mark Twain

The efficiency of our criminal jury system is only marred by the difficulty of finding twelve men every day that who don't know anything and can't read.
Mark Twain


Few are those who see with their own eyes and feel with their own hearts.
Albert Einstein

Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.
Albert Einstein

The value of a man resides in what he gives and not in what he is capable of receiving.
Albert Einstein

Joshua ben Perachyah and Nittai the Arbelite received the Torah from them. Joshua ben Perachyah said: Provide for yourself a teacher and get yourself a friend; and judge every man towards merit.

Hillel used to say: If I am not for myself who will be for me? Yet, if I am for myself only, what am I? And if not now, when?

Rabbi Judah the Prince said: Which is the proper course that a man should choose for himself? That which is an honor to him and elicits honor from his fellow men. Be as scrupulous about a light precept as of a weighty one, for you do not know the reward allotted for each precept. Balance the loss incurred by the fulfillment of a precept against the gain and the accruing from a transgression against the loss it involves. Reflect on three things and you will never come to sin: Know what is above you --a seeing eye, a hearing ear, and all your deeds recorded in a book