Kobe Bryant is Gollum

I just about choked with laughter when I read the following line:

"Maybe LeBron isn't self-deprecating enough to be Gollum, but for a while there Kobe was a dead ringer for Smeagol. It wasn't all that hard to imagine him glaring over his shoulder and shrieking, "My precious! Give it to me! It's mine!" He's chilled some, but that first post-Shaq impression has been hard to shake."

Classic, just classic.