Email Chain Letters

Hi Folks,

A brief word from the management. Some of you seem to think that because I have listed my email address you are entitled to send me email chain letters. My reply to you is the same as it is to family and friends. Don't bother.

I will delete them and not think twice about them. No bad luck is forthcoming because they are filled with hoodoo and my voodoo is stronger than yours.

And while we are on the topic allow me to say that some of you may be intelligent, but your interest in these letters makes me wonder if you have any common sense. Do you really believe that Bill Gates will pay you for forwarding email. Come on and get real.

And now back to your regularly scheduled programming brought to you by a kinder, gentler Jack.