More from the Mailbag

Dear Jack,

If you want to build traffic you need to stop posting so many different stories. We can't keep up.

Thanks,

Mike

Dear Mike,

You make me feel important, I never realized that my readers had an Ombudsman. Keep up the good work.

-Jack

Dear Jack,

Have you ever read DovBear? Your style is similar to his.

Dear Reader,

Yes, I have read DovBear (sorry only one link to him in this post or I'll have to start charging) and while I appreciate your comments I am not clear on style. Are you referring to style of writing? No offense to the Cub, but I can spell. ;) Or maybe you are referring to his dress, I have heard that he is quite the dashing dresser whereas I am known for tanktops and shorts.

Thanks,

Jack

Dear Jack,

What is your position on blogs?

Dear Reader,

My current position is reclined and in a state of semi-wakefulness. In a short time it will likely be horizontal interspersed with snoring and twitchy moments caused by the very erotic dreams I have.

In the last one I was sitting at my computer typing when a man burst into my office and asked me for my 2005 sales projections. Ooh, spreadsheets, math, numbers, it makes me feel kind of loosey-goosey.