What kind of noises do animals make?

It seems like a simple question, rather innocuous really. What kind of noises do animals make? Dogs say bow-wow or woof-woof and cats say meow.

But if you grew up elsewhere you might have a different noise. Your dog might say something entirely different. And for that matter I do have a favor to ask. If your dog speaks I'd like to offer my services as it's manager.

I can assure you that I have a history of representing talking dogs, cats and sheep. And if you look at my employment history you'll see that I even represented a few asses as well.