Ok, Blogger is really starting to aggravate me. I had this really witty post lined up and then the whole things just upped and died on me. I'd throttle the computer, but it wouldn't care. Is there any one out there who'd like a good throttling? Anyone, anyone.
I have large hands and am built for power. It will be quick. And FWIW, I am most definitely not built for grace. I'd like to say that it is not so, but it is. I once tried to ask a Grace out on a date and she turned me down. And then I tried to convince her to date me so that she could break up with me and then I could say that I was Disgraced. But she wouldn't go for that either.
I am happy to report that she did smile.
"When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'." — Groucho Marx
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