Sex Theme Park

In my time I have come up with a lot of ideas but I can't recall ever thinking of anything like this.
"LONDON (AFP) - A sex theme park designed to enhance its visitors' lovemaking skills will open in the heart of London within months, the academy's director announced.

"Amora -- The Academy of Sex and Relationships" is hoping to seduce up to 600,000 visitors through the doors in its first year once it opens on September 7.

Although the theme park will have no rides, thousands of visitors are expected to swing through its seven sectors, including the Pleasure and Orgasm areas.

Instead of "real exhibits", they will be treated to tactile displays of life-sized silicone models designed to stimulate interest in erogenous zones.

The seven million-pound (10.2-million-euro, 13-million-dollar) pleasure centre central London's Piccadilly district is out to "separate fact from myth in the world of sex and educate everyone into being better lovers", said Doctor Sarah Brewer, its director of exhibits.

"The more sex we have, the more we want and the less sex we have, the more we want," she said.

"This academy does push boundaries back and whatever your prowess when you come in. we will give you all the information you need to become a fantastic lover."

Although many would benefit from enhanced lovemaking techniques, its location in the British capital may be apt. In a poll in the Wall Street Journal Europe newspaper last year, only three percent of Europeans voted Britons the best lovers."

7 comments:

... Is the Window to Our Soul said...

Hmmm, so do you actually get to have sex or just feel up the plastic?

New York just opened the Museum of Sex a few years ago. It seems to be a big attraction too.

BarbaraFromCalifornia said...

A definitely unique, and provocative idea!

Are any of the activities planned, hands on? (lol...)

Anonymous said...

Sounds more exciting than the Tate...!

Jack Steiner said...

Sweet,

If it is not interactive what is the point.

BFC,

Provocative is a good description.

Sandra,

Absolutely.

Robbie said...

Gives new meaning to the phrase,

"happiest place on earth."

Bonnie B said...

I'm all for new tips in that department, but just the same-- the Lysol and hand sanitizer is coming with me.
Could make for a fun date-- or a bad one if your date thinks you're implying he or she needs help in that area.

Jack Steiner said...

Robbie,

It sure does.

Bonnie,

Just bring a large hefty bag and some baby wipes.

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