Cookie Gives Shaft a Run For The Money

6 comments:

dorothy rothschild said...

Crying. Crying over here. Even better than the Monsterpiece Theater. Thank you, Jack.

dorothy rothschild said...

And here are the lyrics, by the way:

He's shaggy, he's blue
And he knows how to chew - COOKIE!

Can you dig it?

You think you can munch
Brother, you're out to lunch
Compared with - COOKIE!

Did someone say "Lunch?"

You can give him the sun
You can give him the moon

But me trade them both in
For just one big macaroon!
Let's hear it! COOKIE!

Yeah for Cookie!

Don't try to outeat him
There's no way you can beat him
Not COOKIE!

Me the greatest!
Yah, it really a trip
To watch me chew choc'late chip
You ready?

We're ready!

Here me go!

(gobbling noises) COOKIE! COOKIE!

If you offered him treasure
Will he take it?
Darn tootin', but you know me would
Get a lot more pleasure from Fig Newton!
Again! COOKIE!


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Anonymous said...

The real question is, Is he a scientoligist

Jack Steiner said...

Hi DR,

Glad you liked it, thanks for the lyrics.

Rafael,

Good question.

Richmond said...

Hilarious!! :) Gotta love the beard, too.

Jack Steiner said...

Richmond,

It is the tiny details that make all the difference.

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