July 07, 2005

An Unwitting Purveyor of Porn

Within the last hour I was notified that my blogger name is a euphemism for a sexual activity. Now the anonymous emailer thinks that they have gotten me with this, that this news is some kind of zinger.

It really isn't because the truth is that I can write about anything and everything here. At one time or another I probably have, including the story of when a bear interrupted my girlfriend and I. So I wasn't bothered or embarrassed by their antics.

No, what threw me was that I had never heard this term before, hadn't seen it used at all. I went digging tonight and through the magic of technorati found a few examples. I chuckled for a moment as I tried to consider how to explain to my wife just what it was that I was looking at and why, but in the name of science I went ahead and looked.

And might I add that while I appreciate a beautiful woman as much as the next guy (maybe more) I grow tired of staring at people that are inaccessible. It is too much of a tease. Of course there are the fantasies of this and that, just ask Neil about the post on Menage aTrois which is among the only things I thank the French for.

Speaking of the French, I want to know how they were given credit for "French Kissing." I have hard time believing that people were not sticking their tongues elsewhere for thousands of years. Do you really believe that the Greeks or Romans didn't do this. Although I have to admit that it sounds kind on strange to say I love Hittite Kissing my wife.

Hmm....

And while we are sashaying down prurient lane I wonder out loud whatever happened to my friend Ted. He swore that if he ever had a daughter he would name her Kama Sutra. I haven't seen him since 1983, wonder where he is today.

Ok, it is time to hit the hay, or at least go ask Trep/David/Bogey if Photo Friday is up yet. Maybe Mike knows.

5 comments:

Neil said...

"Random Thoughts" is a sexual activity?

Jack's Shack said...

Not Random Thoughts, it has to do with Jack.

Jack's Shack said...

And Shack.

Mirty said...

are you implying something about these people?

Jack's Shack said...

Nope, that is not it.