When they asked me I told them I didn't remember but thought it was somewhere between 1 and 7. They sort of scrunched up their face and I told them I wasn't sure if I had ever officially married or divorced number two.
They asked if I had convinced number two to marry me by making her feel like number one and I said no, just a steady supply of bananas had been enough.
That led to being called a bit of a jerk and me responding with, a bit of a storyteller too. :)
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