June 30, 2009

It Caused a Fight

Not so long ago I had to referee a fight between the children about the meaning of the word crotch. Or should I say that I explained that both boys and girls have crotches.

This led to more questions about anatomy. Ah, the innocence of children and their unflinching ability to share their observations with you, unadulterated and uncensored.

4 comments:

Tzipporah said...

LOL - the Toddler has progressed to underwear. He wanted to know why mommy couldn't teach him to "aim" like daddy does.

"But where IS mommy's penis, dad?"

I was literally rolling on the floor, laughing, in the other room.

Jack said...

That is pretty funny.t

Kol Ra'ash Gadol said...

Next time, try explaining that trees have crotches, too.....

Jack said...

I thought about that. Was going to whip out the dictionary and review but it just didn't happen this time.